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Dear MySpace,
You just sent me an email. And I’m pretty sure you sent it to everyone on your system trying to make me use your services. Here’s the content of your email.

I went to the University of Texas, population at time of attendance ~55,000 undergraduates. What is the likelihood I know this person? Zero. Make your robots do some research first.
You are dumb.
Sincerely,
Dave Rupert

Today I shaved my beard and weighed myself on WiiFit before and after: I lost 0.4lbs! That’s actually not a big deal, because yesterday I lost 1.1lbs taking a whiz.
We have a site showcasing one of our Baddest-A Content Management Systems. Bands use tourdatr to manage all the content on their websites. Lets face it, myspace is wack. You need to step up your game, son. To learn more: go here!
Ryan Ray is the King of Austin Music.





